The stock lending desk on Robinhood Chain.

Borrow it, lend it, stake PENISBANJO to get paid.

Mushroom plus banjo equals Penis Banjo

PENISBANJO

Paid from every loan. Cheaper collateral when you borrow.

Explorer

Staking is live. The desk opens next.

The on-chain stock doesn't wait for the open.

Weekends detach the token from the last print. Launchpads pull the float. The desk is the inventory rail for both.

HIMS peak premium

112%

On Aug 30–31, 2026, Uniswap v4 pools held 91.2% of HIMS supply. New issuance began Sunday evening; the premium disappeared within two hours.

Forensic reconstruction ↗

Meme-stock pairs are moving the market.

Buy the meme, and the pool has to buy the Stock Token beside it. That turns launch demand into an inventory problem.

$2.21B

Stock Token swap volume

$711.2M traded against non-registry tokens, mostly memes. All-pool swaps counted once.

Robinhood Chain launch through Aug 30, 2026

SQD market study ↗

432

stock-quoted meme pools

Across 19 liquid tickers, the pools held 17.2% of measured float and drove 31.3% of 24-hour Stock Token volume.

Snapshot at block 51,651,897 · Sep 1, 2026

DeFiPrime pool study ↗
PairFloat in pairs24h volume
BONER / HIMS53.1%$13.5M
LONGDOG / TSLA21.5%$3.9M
SHORT / GME19.8%$4.9M
BELIEVE / AAPL17.3%$6.3M

24h snapshot · Sep 1, 2026. Float share across all observed meme-paired pools for each ticker; swaps counted once. Source.

One inventory rail. The whole market can sit on it.

Launchpads

A meme pair that quotes a Stock Token has to buy the stock. The desk is where that inventory comes from.

Off hours

The token keeps trading after Friday close. Borrow it, sell the gap, repay at the open.

DeFi

Hedges, basis, treasuries, anything that needs stock for a term. Same vault. Same USDG. PENISBANJO underneath.

The desk.

Lend stock. Borrow it. Stake PENISBANJO to get paid from every loan — and to borrow cheaper yourself.

Stake

Earn from every loan. Borrow cheaper. You also back the book.

Stake

Lend

soon

Your Stock Tokens earn nothing sitting there. Lend for the term; get them back plus the fee.

Lend

Borrow

soon

Post what you’ll pay to borrow a stock for the night, the weekend, or the month.

Borrow

How the desk clears.

Stock in, USDG locked, stock back plus the fee. The cut buys PENISBANJO for stakers.

LENDERstock inVAULTidle + lentBORROWERUSDG + rateFILLstock outREPAYstock + feeSTAKERSfees + discountTAP ANY STEP FOR THE TICKET

Listing at launch.

Open markets

Planned assets. A market appears only after its vault, oracle, route, and cap are live.

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